You Can Tune a Piano..

We quit serving tuna salad a while back because it wasn't a frequently ordered item. With Lent in full swing, I've decided to resurrect the tuna with a new (and decidedly more popular)recipe.

Onions. You love them or hate them. Nobody sits on the fence when it comes to onions. Now hear this! The new tuna does not contain onions! You want onions-order them on your sandwich and we'll throw a grip of 'em on there with the lettuce and tomato.

The new and improved tuna salad is huge chunks of white tuna with real mayonnaise and chopped, fresh dill. Purist tuna, if you will. Yummy purist tuna. You want that on the rye swirl bread, of course.

Disclaimer: This is a two-handed sandwich and not suitable for dining while driving. If you eat it at your desk, please move any and all important papers out of the way to avoid "tuna slop."